On my way home from lunch today I stopped in a Target for some necessities and got sucked into the sale racks and decided to try on a few summer tops. Cute little cap sleeved sheer cotton blouse, the kind you'd wear a little cami under. Well, I chose the wrong size to try on and was tired of undoing buttons so I thought I'd just undo the top few and pull it off over my haid...only there was one problem....it got stuck halfway thanks to the cute little too-tight cap sleeves and my matronly meat hooks. I was starting to panic at the thought of having to call for help what with me standing there half naked with my granny panties and my lunch tummy hanging out of the top of my stretch capris, or I could sacrifice the gauzy thin woven cotton. The prospect of the embarrassing popping of buttons and ripping sound motivated me to wriggle just a little more. I got out of it, but I think I pulled a muscle....
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May 01, 2008
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Tee-hee! I've had similar adventures at Target. They seem to size their clothes much smaller than "normal." Glad you made it out O.K.!
Posted by: Leslie | May 01, 2008 at 05:56 PM
OMG! I needed the laugh bad.. is it wrong that I laughed? Sorry but that is SO something I would do ;)
Posted by: kristi and otis | May 01, 2008 at 06:23 PM
I hope it wasn't a knitting muscle!
Posted by: Chery | May 01, 2008 at 10:06 PM
Oh, I can just imagine it so vividly in so few words. lol
Posted by: Helen | May 05, 2008 at 03:51 AM